Jerry's Ass, the story.
I have been told that it all started due to my favouring the term "lose your ass". I would say this when referring to something that was so funnie that you were in danger of "laughing your ass off".
It seems that while visiting London in 1997, the friends that I was spending time with were totally unfamiliar with the saying. It quickly became a point of distinction when referring to me and the way that I speak, even after I left.
Although "you'll lose your ass" was becoming widespread in England, back on this side of the pond, I was being ridiculed for my use of such an odd saying. It was during this time that all sorts of asses were being pointed out to me.
One day while shopping for decorations in a party outlet store in Wayne, New Jersey the (now infamous) Ass was spotted by my dear friend Jill. Jill handed me The Ass and told me to keep it with me wherever I go, therefore I would never be in fear of losing my ass again.
For the longest time The Ass was kept in the glovebox between the front seats in my car. I cannot explain to you the pleasure it brought me to start playing with my Ass while sitting in a traffic jam or at a red light. You could only imagine the smile I had on my face when other drivers looked into my car when I had my thumb in my ass, making it dance.
Some time had passed and I was certain that Jill had forgotten about that day when she gave me a little ass. It was a year later and I found myself, once again, on a airplane bound for London sitting next to my bestest friend (Jill - The official finder of The Ass). I turned to her during take off and mentioned "It's going to be so good to get my ass back to England". She agreed. I then placed The Ass in her hands. Having not seen him in a while she was a little surprised and very overjoyed at the site of my ass.
The rest is as you say "History". I never again left my house without The Ass. It became a valued friend and companion, not just to me but to everyone that met The Ass. Soon my friends requested to bring My Ass with them as they went on holiday. Jerry's Ass has traveled near and far with many more holidays planned.
Below is a link to the adventures that My Ass has seen. You will see photos of people holding My Ass, kissing My Ass, sticking their fingers in My Ass, smelling My Ass and even tasting My Ass.